Description

Eunice is a very insecure chubby person, and is described by Gary Smith, her own "boss", as being weird. Her overweight looks and clumsiness make her life at the school difficult for her, and she can sometimes be quite sour, mean and hostile towards others. She also isn't very well spoken, but have some patience: When she's president of this great, American nation, she'll teach ya'll to check thine privilege. She spends most of her time hoping that things will get better, and she claims that when she leaves Dixmor's things will definitely be different for her. She's not a complete social outcast, though, unlike the nerds, she can be regularly seen talking to other Smith worshippers in the school. Eunice is overweight because she enjoys food and eating. She's ashamed of her weight, however, and she talks about getting a diet and doing sports to help lose some weight. She has a crush on Jimmy Hopkins since he was actually pretty good to her early in the school year. When she kissed him, he had to push her off, otherwise she might have had eaten him alive. The only other boy Eunice can be seen on campus with is Ray Hughes, another slave of Smith's, and occasionally they can be seen holding hands while walking around the campus. When requesting a gift from Jimmy she only asks for chocolates, never flowers like the other girls.