Lefty (John Callahan's Quads)

Description

Formerly a professional masseur, his hands were bitten off as a result of his having mistaken a wild dog's behind for his client's back (an event he continues to have nightmares about, as shown in one episode). Following this, he received a pair of prosthetic metal hooks in place of his hands, which he often has immense difficulty utilizing to perform everyday tasks that require hands. He is an educated and cultured individual who typically finds himself at odds with his housemates, who are in contrast with him, personality-wise.