Alan Hanks (Clumsy Part Time Worker's Life)

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Alan Hanks is the 70 year old best friend of the Runnels family who is a freaky eater who eats nothing but cheeseburgers for 68 years. Alan eats four cheeseburgers a day, which is about 1,500 burgers a year He consumes over 88 pounds of fat and 1.3 million milligrams of sodium each year He avoids drinking anything and eating salad, steak, chicken, vegetables, and fruit and every single food source, except cheeseburgers alone. After a 68 year cheeseburger addiction. Alan is cured when he eats fish at a barbecue According to the epilogue, he hasn't eaten a cheeseburger since 2 years now. He now stays on a Mediterranean diet while staying away from cheeseburgers or dairy products or gluten products. He always hangs out with Roger Runnels and goes fishing for salmon, tilapia or sardines he likes now. His evil naysayer Logarius Terrier the mad scientist criticizes him for being too late to change his life after 68 years. He speaks with a Southern Accent. His favorite movie is The Ant Bully